Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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