He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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