a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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