Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you never un-have a 4some
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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