Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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