so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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