youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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