Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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