Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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