is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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