he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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