Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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