just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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