Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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