Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
