so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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