What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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