It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize