The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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