I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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