If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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