Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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