Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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