So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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