the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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