rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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