Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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