We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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