Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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