Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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