It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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