i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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