Dual....:-)
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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