I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
