all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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