I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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