I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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