Define "chronic" masturbator.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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