the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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