I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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