If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
