if you like me you must not know who I am
id be glad to
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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