I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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