I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I licked your asshole in confidence.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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