Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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