question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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