Please, let me fuck your mom
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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