Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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