i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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