Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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