I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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