if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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