Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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