Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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