I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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