I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think I just sharted jello shots
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
